Wednesday, August 31, 2005
muhahaha.the biantai blogger is back.so sianz.teachers day celeBRAtion just ended.and the hol just started.its a time for us to refresh our mind before we embark on the most evil thing teachers have ever invented,the exams!!!!!!i guess alot of kiasu ppl will start pia-ing during the hol.so here are some tips to help u during the process of studying for exams
Top 10 misleading tips for studying for exams1)watching tv all day long will help to destress and allow u concentrate better2)playing games could help improve blood circulation and keep u healthy3)avoid studying at all cost as studying could leads to brain failure and heart attack upon seeing the amt of things to study4)do not do any of the hw teachers give u as this will leads to severe hand pain5)burning ur tb could give u some satisfation thus improving ur performance at the exams6)have late night excerise before the exams so that u will feel energized the next day just remember to have precaution7)wear red undergarments to sch for exams so that it will bring u luck(u need it )8)drink more milk to give u calcium(this have nothing to do with exams,just some irrelevent stuff to bore u out)9)go treat me to crystal jade ,starbucks or jack place and u will be like before with the exception of a few hundred dollars10)the best tip of all.............skip examshmm finish.decided to write this entry so to make the last post go away before shiya sees.oops..jiayou bah
* the passion to carry on
Y
4:17 pm
Monday, August 22, 2005
testing..123...test..test. muha.ha.ha so yellowish look like my brain colour.actually look orange .but then,who cares?dun want to blind u all.decide to help update the blog.since i will need a chainsaw to hack away the cobwebs to CUM here.let me see why there are so many cobwebs.got 9ppl ,exclusive of instructors.but as the sec4 are mugging for their exams so no time to CUM here.left 6 ppl.out of the 6 ,3 of them dun even this blog exsisted or are too lazy to come here(for jacintha case)the remaining 3 ,1 is comp got prob ,and the the other one have late night excerises *ahem*like doing hw.so left sab.poor thing.sad life.LOL.
here are the few things u should note during the 7 mth:
1)burn more incense when business is gd
2)kids should be home by 5pm
3)bring back ur clothes before dusk(applies even during normal times)
4)do not swim(does not applies to chio ppl like ruhua)
5)try not to change seats while watching a movie(since some seats are reserved for xiong di)
6)do not watch horror show in bedok princess
7)remember to bring a paper bag to cover ur face if u look like Zoe noob when going out at night(does not applies to black ppl like shiya since they will blend in with the background)
8)beware of full moon cuz that when colour wolf come out(applies for all occasions)
think that all .cya.
* the passion to carry on
Y
9:05 pm
Friday, August 05, 2005
lalala. tmr ndp liaoo lor. i mean final rehearsal. so lyk gona stand half hr in da sun. in da morning sumor. eww. hahas. den lyk sucki lar. whooo. [=
so lyk stand dere. in presentable full-u. lalala. da sun will b shining behind our backs. so lyk hot? lalala. haiixx. hope we ALL dun dao tmr. yay. mus ENDURE. we can du it de lar. mus believe. hee. den lyk jiayou for ndp bah. i seem lyk im posting for sq blog. but anws. jus wan to say dat dis blog is rotting cus i hav not been updating. n u all dun bother abt it either. but hu cares de lor. hahas. lalala. dun care liaoo. xp
anws. gtg ppl. cya tmr. btw. r u all changing in sch or at home? lalala. (:
* the passion to carry on
Y
8:39 pm
