Saturday, September 10, 2005
the following extract are taken from a crumpled piece of paper lurking in the dark corner of AHS office.
to all beloved VIPs and dear parents,MY BELOVED SPORTS CLASS erm and the the not so important students:
*woof*Today i would be starting the topic on the term AHS.as u all noe u are the top 15% ,the creAM of the crop,all thanks to ME.dun u all agree?AHS have 3 diff meanings to it.the first one of cuz would be the sch name Anglican high .such a nice sch ,all thanks to me ,for being such a wonderful principal .the second meaning would be Accomplished Horourable Servant leaders.let me explain to you ,translated from dog language.to be accomplished and horourable ,u all must put me as your role model ,only me!and to be a servant leader u all must be like me again,that is,be like a servant to all the BIG SHOTS,and decorate the school nicely when the big shots come,and welcome them with a big fake smile plasticed on ur face.and finally,to be a sucessful leader like me,you all should bark like a dog every morning and make all students stand in fear at the arrival of me. And only,remember ONLY,promote those lousy teachers so that they wouldn't overshadow me,and kick all those gd teachers out.Thirdly,the third meaning would be Accessories ,Hair and School uniform.to check ur attire ,i would use my method,the finger check.Invented by me cuz that i am too cockeye to see if the student got tuck in anot,thus i need this method to fingered the student and erm to check if the student got tuck in a not.This is such a brillant idea invented by me that i can't help but praise myself of the cleverness of it.of cuz,that does not applies to my dear sports class. And before i end my brillant speech,i would like to warn u all ,never go IP.
Yours faithfully,Dr B.!..
* the passion to carry on
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